Showtime Spectator Pillows

"Get ready."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Time Machine Collision

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Sunset

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Doctor to man: 'Don't kid yourself. You don't have athlete's foot - more like couch potato's corns.'

'You really got to him with your birds and bees chat - now he wants flying lessons!'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

"Get in the box! I don't want to get in the box! Get in the box! Ha ha ha ha ha ..."

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

Spot the face-lift.

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

'How come we never have porridge?'

Ghost Cat

'Check, please!'

Donald Trump Really Will Drain That D.C. Swamp