Showtime Spectator Mugs

"Get ready."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Time Machine Collision

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Sunset

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'You really got to him with your birds and bees chat - now he wants flying lessons!'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Doctor to man: 'Don't kid yourself. You don't have athlete's foot - more like couch potato's corns.'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

"Get in the box! I don't want to get in the box! Get in the box! Ha ha ha ha ha ..."

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

Spot the face-lift.

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

'How come we never have porridge?'

Ghost Cat

'Check, please!'

"I only watch it to see if the last dress he bought me is worth anything."