Show Spectator Pillows

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

Time Machine Collision

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Hugh fans!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Football drummer

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.