Showtime Lover T-Shirts

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

Trial by Media

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Spoiler alert."

Situation Tragedy.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I'm a star!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Larry David

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Magician creates magic square

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."