Showtime Lover Gifts

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

Trial by Media

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Spoiler alert."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

'I'm a star!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Menopause and the City

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Larry David

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Good Morning Britain