Showtime Fan Gifts

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Astral Projection

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Clive Anderson

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

Nativity - The sitcom

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Get ready."