Spiritual Showtime Fan Gifts

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

"Those who can can, dance."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Magic Trick

"Get ready."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Curtain call

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

Teacher reading.

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

Trumpets Green

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'