Spiritual Showtime Fan Mugs

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Those who can can, dance."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Get ready."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Magic Trick

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Curtain call

Teacher reading.

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"Let me do the talking!"