Showtime Enthusiast Gifts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Check, please!'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Music Hall Dancers

"What would you like to watch again?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

John Cleese.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Menopause and the City

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."