Tv Time Enthusiast Gifts

"The remote is missing and the channels keep changing. What do you have in your mouth?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Can that be right?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Child hooking into a television