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"The remote is missing and the channels keep changing. What do you have in your mouth?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Can that be right?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Child hooking into a television

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'