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"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Lazy Octopus

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Watchdog

"You're late."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'You dropped your day planner.'

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

Building a house.

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

"The What It All Comes Down To Show"

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'Parental discretion advised. The answer to a mother's prayers.'

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

'Bless you...'

'This might not be the time or place to mention that there is a time and place for everything.'

"The remote is missing and the channels keep changing. What do you have in your mouth?"