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"You're late."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Can that be right?"

Non-Jet Lag.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

Deadlines, Inc.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

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Father Time Management

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'Half past zen.'