Time Expert Mugs

"You're late."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Can that be right?"

Non-Jet Lag.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

Deadlines, Inc.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Father Time Management

Busy, Busy, Busy

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Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Let the profit-making begin!

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."