Telly Time Lover Gifts

Putting Down Roots.

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Child hooking into a television

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Reserved Parking