Teatime Lover Gifts

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Champagne

'Einsteiners.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Jack Gleeson

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.