Tee-time Lover Gifts

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

A man playing golf.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Family members!

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Peekaboo!'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

Ball pit

It's a girl! It's a mom!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

"Next time, dear, just send the twelfth man out with drinks."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

Collecting logs

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'Let's order pizza, Mom! We need nourishment.'

Feeding the ducks