Tee-time Aficionado Gifts

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

He lived and died for golf.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office pics on dinner table.

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

The Amateur Golfer

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Clock watcher

Relaxing on a sofa

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Golf

'You're away, Doc!'

Time for bed

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Next time, dear, just send the twelfth man out with drinks."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'