Tee-time Aficionado Gifts

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

He lived and died for golf.

Office pics on dinner table.

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

The Amateur Golfer

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Relaxing on a sofa

Clock watcher

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Time for bed

Golf

'You're away, Doc!'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'And then Baby Bear said...'

Time for tea

"Next time, dear, just send the twelfth man out with drinks."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Announcement at teatime

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."