Tea Time Aficionado Gifts

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Time for tea

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

"Ever since he went on his high fibre diet, he sits there eating the coconut matting!"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

The Rude Butler.

Death warmed up

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Thank you for the wedding present.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

'...and they never write or visit!'

"I like to do everything from scratch."

Relaxing on a sofa

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Any time is cake o'clock

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Tea of Love

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'