Tv Time Lover Gifts

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Lazy Octopus

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

The Old Time Television Channel

Solar Panel

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

"What would you like to watch again?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Come die with me.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.