Tv Time Lover Gifts

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

Trial by Media

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Lazy Octopus

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

The Old Time Television Channel

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"What would you like to watch again?"

God with Earth Controller

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Menopause and the City

'Come die with me.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.