Teatime Traditionalist Gifts

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Golf lessons

'He lived and died for golf.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Next time, dear, just send the twelfth man out with drinks."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"Mind if we play through?"

Golfer couple just married

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

Bull In a china shop

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Teapot and teacup

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

'I was watching that!'

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Joiner and 'political plumber'

Woman playing piano with her feet.

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'

'Let me know when you reach the saturation point.'

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'