Teatime Gifts

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

Teapot and teacup

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Office pics on dinner table.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Swinging

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

At the market