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With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Golf lessons

'He lived and died for golf.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Next time, dear, just send the twelfth man out with drinks."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"Mind if we play through?"

Golfer couple just married

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

Bull In a china shop

Teapot and teacup

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

Woman playing piano with her feet.

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Joiner and 'political plumber'

'I was watching that!'

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

Good luck making this shot.

'Let me know when you reach the saturation point.'

"I know it's you Brian. You gift me exactly the same thing every Christmas."