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"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"A little help, please."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Children's Imagination

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Rocking Horse

'Peekaboo!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

A Boy and His Mother

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'