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'Let me know when you reach the saturation point.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

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'I'd like to return this, please.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

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'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

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'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

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Sliding Down the Banister

A Boy and His Mother

Yoyos

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

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'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

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