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'Let me know when you reach the saturation point.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Harriet Walter

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Sliding Down the Banister

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Yoyos

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

A Boy and His Mother

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Little boys

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'