Television Special Lover Gifts

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

TV-Man

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Spoiler alert."

Situation Tragedy.

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Beam me up. Scotty!

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm a star!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'