Tv Time Experts Gifts

Building a house.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Watchdog

"You're late."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Andrew Marr

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

"Have you read all these?"

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.

"Apparently there's a thing called television. People watch videos and movies on it."

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

"The What It All Comes Down To Show"

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

Violence in television

'What's the best thing you've seen this week?'

Stars on Sunday - Teleprompt

'Parental discretion advised. The answer to a mother's prayers.'