Tv Time Analyst Gifts

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Succession 2

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"You're late."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Andrew Marr

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

New Course At The New School

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'You dropped your day planner.'

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

Building a house.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"...And now a party political broadcast from the..."

The Judgmental Algorithm

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

"The What It All Comes Down To Show"

Violence in television

Stars on Sunday - Teleprompt

'What's the best thing you've seen this week?'

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

"Why do politicians spend so much money on TV commercials? TV has no influence on anything I do!"