Tv Time Analyst Gifts

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Succession 2

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"You're late."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Andrew Marr

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

New Course At The New School

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'You dropped your day planner.'

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

Building a house.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"...And now a party political broadcast from the..."

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

The Judgmental Algorithm

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

"The What It All Comes Down To Show"

Violence in television

'What's the best thing you've seen this week?'

Stars on Sunday - Teleprompt

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

"Why do politicians spend so much money on TV commercials? TV has no influence on anything I do!"