Prime Time Tv Enthusiast Gifts

Don't bother me. I'm in my prime time mode.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV jester.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

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