Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"
Showtime Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your showtime fanatic? Discover a collection of witty and charming items perfect for theater lovers and movie buffs alike. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, our curated selection captures the thrill of the spotlight. Celebrate their passion for performance and entertainment with unique gifts that showcase their love of all things showtime.
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
Astral Projection
"The end of my favorite series is near."
Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.
'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
Spiro & Pusho illusionists
"What would you like to watch again?"
The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.
It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.
Larry King
Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"
As Seen Watching TV
Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke
"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."
Haywatch
"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."
"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."
"Let's just binge watch this."
Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
"Those who can can, dance."
'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'
Gillian Leigh Anderson
"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."
Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".
"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."
"The season finale of the world is near."
Rob Brydon.
Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.
"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"
'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'
'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'
Showtime Fanatic Gifts Collection
Showtime Fanatic Mugs
Explore our wide range of showtime fanatic mugs and find the perfect way to start every performance-filled day.
Showtime Fanatic Pillows
Browse our showtime-inspired pillows to add a theatrical touch to their living space.
Showtime Fanatic Prints
Discover stunning prints that celebrate the magic of showtime, perfect for any entertainment enthusiast.
Showtime Fanatic T-Shirts
Check out our showtime fanatic t-shirts and let their wardrobe reflect their passion for the arts and entertainment.