Showtime Fanatic Gifts

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"What would you like to watch again?"

Haywatch

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

As Seen Watching TV

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Those who can can, dance."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"