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Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Astral Projection

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"What would you like to watch again?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Larry King

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

As Seen Watching TV

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Haywatch

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Those who can can, dance."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"The season finale of the world is near."

Rob Brydon.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'