Show Dog Supporter T-Shirts

Best in Heat.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Talking Dog.

Ta Da!...

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Damn showdog people!'

Guide Dogs

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

So...who is your provider ?

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."