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Guide Dogs

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

DIY Butchers

"He's a rescue."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Best in Heat.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

So...who is your provider ?

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Guess who?"

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

All the best

Will work for grass

About this dependant of yours...

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

Guide dogs for the deaf

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"