Assistance Dog Supporter Gifts

Guide Dogs

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"He's a rescue."

DIY Butchers

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Best in Heat.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

So...who is your provider ?

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Will work for grass

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

Guide dogs for the deaf

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."