Service Animal Supporter Gifts

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

"Can you guide me out of years of emotional despair?"

Hearing aid dogs.

"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

So...who is your provider ?

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

DIY Butchers

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

Best in Heat.

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Guide Dogs

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Will mouse for cat nip!

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."