Service Animal Enthusiast Gifts

The problems with trying to use a seeing-eye hamster.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"It's my helper trout!"

'The customer is always right...'

'How did you train him so well?'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

So...who is your provider ?

"Thanks for waiting."

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

'It's a service animal.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

A cat leading a dog leading a man

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'