Service Animals Gifts

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'It's a service animal.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

A cat leading a dog leading a man

'We'd better head home Miles...I think it's starting to drizzle.'

Hearing aid dogs.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

So...who is your provider ?

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"It's my helper trout!"

"More croutons, sir?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'How did you train him so well?'

The Waiter

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

"I'm an assistance dog."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

Vegetarian Heaven

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

'I never get tipped!'