Service Dogs Gifts

'How did you train him so well?'

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay