Service Dogs Pillows

'How did you train him so well?'

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

'What's your secret? I can't get mine to follow.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."