Service Dog Supporter Pillows

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'How did you train him so well?'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Guide Dogs

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Best in Heat.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

So...who is your provider ?

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'It's a service animal.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

A cat leading a dog leading a man

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

All the best

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

About this dependant of yours...

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"