Service Dog Supporter Mugs

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'How did you train him so well?'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Guide Dogs

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Best in Heat.

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

So...who is your provider ?

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Guess who?"

'It's a service animal.'

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

A cat leading a dog leading a man

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'