Small Dog Supporter Mugs

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Dog

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Best in Heat.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Guide Dogs

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

Guide dogs for the deaf

Surfing the Coif

Most Annoying Bark

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."