Small Dog Supporter Mugs

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Best in Heat.

Dog

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Guide Dogs

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

Guide dogs for the deaf

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

Most Annoying Bark

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Surfing the Coif

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund