Helper Dog Supporter Mugs

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"He's a rescue."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Guide Dogs

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Best in Heat.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

So...who is your provider ?

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

Will work for grass

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

Guide dogs for the deaf

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"