Show Dog Supporter Pillows

Best in Heat.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Talking Dog.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Ta Da!...

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Guide Dogs

'Damn showdog people!'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

So...who is your provider ?

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Guess who?"

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."