Show Dog Fan Pillows

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Talking Dog.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Pets christmas tree

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Best in Heat.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dachshund Yoga

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."