Show Dog Fan Prints

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Talking Dog.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'The Big Beg Theory'

No Dogs.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Best in Heat.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dachshund Yoga

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dog Show: Most human look.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.