Pet Show Fan Prints

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

What does aloof mean?

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

Talking Dog.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Cat Chores

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dog Show: Most human look.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

Strictly Ornamental.

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.