Pet Show Fans Prints

'His name's Trident!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Talking Dog.

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dog Show: Most human look.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Cat Chores

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Alternative lifestyle."

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Strictly Ornamental.

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."