Pet Show Fans Mugs

'His name's Trident!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Talking Dog.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Cat Chores

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog Show: Most human look.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Alternative lifestyle."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Strictly Ornamental.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'