Pet Comedy Fans Prints

Worst person to invest with...

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Pet Entertainers

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Dog Calenders.

When Dogs Rule

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

Dog Realtor

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"