Pet Comedy Fans Prints

Worst person to invest with...

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Pet Entertainers

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

When Dogs Rule

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Dog Realtor

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"